Chick Lit Chick

Look for my review of Kristin Hannah’s latest,

Winter Garden:

Winter Garden

Coming soon to www.AllThingsGirl.com.

Hello and Happy New Year!  So sorry my holiday break ended up being longer than anticipated.  But it’s a new year, and I can’t wait.  I have a really good feeling about this year, lots of changes for me, I hope.  I need to shake things up, make a change, do something different.  I am tired of doing the same thing, day in and day out. Life is too short….I don’t want to have another year like last year.  I may not survive!  Litigation is not for the weak of heart and I am trying to find my way out.  Stay tuned…..

The holiday season was certainly a slow one in terms of Chick Lit.  However, there were a couple of gems that came out right around Christmas, that held me over till the new year:

These are both fun books that are quick, enjoyable reads.  The Overnight Socialite is a modern take on My Fair Lady that is funny and heartwarming.  The Nanny Returns is the sequel to the best seller The Nanny Diaries; this one was a little more melancholy as Nanny and her former charge Grayer, have both grown up and are having a hard time dealing with life’s more challenging obstacles.   

Next up, on February 2, Kristin Hannah’s latest:

Did I miss anything over the holidays?  Have you read anything good that my bookshelf is missing?? Let me know!

Russell A. Irving, the author of Improve Your Marriage – Don’t Overlook the Obvious, reviewed on this blog, is offering you a discounted chance to improve your marriage:

 

Through Monday, November 30, 2009, readers can order a copy of Improve Your Marriage – Don’t Overlook the Obvious, for 40%
off the retail price if they order from this site:  www.DontOverlookTheObvious.com and use the coupon code: 6SB8HB3X.

The Shopping Season has begun!

Good lord, I am bored.  With the exception of New Moon, (which was EXCELLENT) there have been no new movies that have piqued my interest and no new chick lit books either.  Will there be any new books coming out at Christmas?  I haven’t even gotten an email from Borders, letting me know what books are being released.  

Am I missing something?  Is there anything good out there?  I bought the new Joyce Carol Oates book, Little Bird of Heaven, and it is very, very slow….I am limping through it.   But, I bought Alli Vincent’s new book, Believe it, Be it, and Sarah Parlin’s book, Going Rogue.  Check back soon for my review of both!

The last month has just been boring.  Nothing good goin’ on.  Haven’t seen any really great movies or read any really great books.  The last month has just been blah.  And then I see this:

6a00d83445510c53ef0120a64b0f51970b-800wiWoohoo!!  I can’t wait!!  Jennifer Lancaster’s next book is due in bookstores May 4, 2010 and can be preordered on Amazon now:  http://www.amazon.com/Fair-Lazy-Television-Culture-Up-Manifesto/dp/045122986X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1257188619&sr=8-1

The full title is:  My Fair Lazy: One Reality Television Addict’s Attempt to Discover If Not Being ADumb Ass Is the New Black; Or, A Culture-Up Manifesto.   

Just what I needed to start off the week on the right foot!!

41uuDudgzhLCheck out my review of the marriage manual “Improve Your Marriage – Don’t Overlook the Obvious” by Russell A. Irving.

 

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Check out my review of the health and fitness guide, The Hundred-Year Diet, by Dr. Beebe, M.D.

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Everytime I walk into a bookstore, I check out all the books on the main table right at the front of the store.  All the new bestsellers are on display, propped up on their little easels.  And I saw this awhile ago when I walked into Borders:

 Never Make the Same Mistake Twice: Lessons on Love and Life Learned the Hard Way

How did Nene Leakes get to write a book???  Why do publishers give every reality star a contract?  Can they even write?  Do they have experience?  Are they educated?  I find it so disheartening.  It just doesn’t seem fair.  I should have a book published, not them!! 

Don’t get me wrong, I like reading these books.  I like reading just about any book.  I have read numerous books by various popular and not-so-popular reality stars.  For some reason, I have read a lot of memoirs written by Playboy Bunnies (don’t ask).  They are entertaining and funny and sometimes a little bit shocking.  But I get a pang of jealousy when I see things like this on that front table:

L.A. Candy

Really?!??!  Lauren Conrad?  She is beautiful, rich and famous.  AND she’s a writer???!?!?  She dropped out of fashion school to start her own clothing line.  Who woke up one day and thought, “I’ll bet Lauren Conrad has a great novel in her!”   

And the best one yet (at least this one isn’t still in her 20’s):

Mommywood

sTORI Telling

Not one, but two books have been written by Tori Spelling.  I read sTori Telling and really liked it, but seriously?!?!?! Did she even go to high school??  I seem to remember she was on Beverly Hills 90210 when she was actually supposed to be a high school student, not just play one on TV. 

But until I get my very own reality show, I will have to continue plugging away, trying to bust out of litigation and into a writing career. 

Do you read books written by reality stars?  Which is your favorite?

CrankIn an effort to get my 13 year old daughter to read the Twilight books (“They are too mainstream”) I told her that I would read Crank if she read Twilight.  She jumped at the chance to make my life miserable and immediately sat down with Twilight.  She is now a card-carrying member of Team Edward. 

 Written by Ellen Hopkins and published in October of 2004, Crank is the story of Kristina and her relationship with “the monster,” an apt name for crystal meth, or crank.  Kristina introduces the reader to her terrifying alter-ego Bree, a personality she invents to take the blame for her bad choices and lack of judgment.  Kristina was a loving daughter and model student from a middle class family who had the world at her feet.  She went to visit her deadbeat father for just one short week and met a sweet-talking Lothario who introduced her to the monster, and instantly, Bree was born.  Her lightening-quick descent in to addiction and criminal behavior is both heartbreaking and terrifying.

 Kristina’s story is not sugar coated.  Based on the author’s struggle with her own daughter’s addiction, it is edgy and stark.  The story is told from Kristina’s point of view, which gives it an authenticity that young adults are drawn to; there is something very compelling about a young girl desperate for love and attention and what she is willing to do to get it.  Parts of it are difficult to read and shocking.  I found myself hoping that these things aren’t really going on with young adults ill-equipped to deal with the avalanche of emotions that bury them in their angst-ridden teen years.  Unfortunately, this is the real deal. 

 I was originally apprehensive when my daughter brought home a book called Crank at 12 years old.  When asked what it was about, she said, “It’s about a girl who gets addicted to crank and starts stealing and gets raped and stuff.  Oh, and it’s written in poems and stuff.”    For me, this was a challenge; it is 544 pages and written in prose.  The visually appealing way the author shapes her words on the page creates a very quick cadence.  You can almost physically feel Kristina’s painful desperation to “feed the monster.”  The more desperate she is, the faster and more urgent the verse.   

 This book has become a cultural phenomenon and is an unfortunate sign of the times; it has a huge following even now, almost five years after its original publication date.  The book has a Wikipedia page http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crank_(novel), a page of questions on Ask.com http://www.ask.com/questions-about/Crank-by-Ellen-Hopkins and various fan websites http://www.librarything.com/work/189755.  According to my daughter, young people read it over and over again.  The writing style is quick and modern and it is a very fast read, which helps keeps the short attention span of younger readers.

 It turned out to be a pretty good bargain I made with my daughter.  She is reading Breaking Dawn and I am just about to start Glass, the sequel to CrankCrank should be read by every parent of a child about to become a young adult, by every parent who thinks it would never happen to them, not to their child.

Since I was a child, I have always skipped to the end of the book to see how it ends.  Sometimes I would do this right there in the bookstore to see if it is a book I wanted to buy.  Other times, after a couple chapters, I have a question about a character or event, or want to know who ends up with who, or if she ends up getting the job, man, apartment, etc.  I simply cannot go on until these questions are answered.  Then I go to the back of the book and read the last chapter or last page or whatever I need to read to get my questions answered.  It thrills me to that the the last chapter of a book is an “Epilogue” because that means I will get all the dirt on everyone in the book and it all be wrapped up nicely with a bow.  Then I go back to where I left off and finish the book. 

I have done this with every book I have ever read.  All the Nancy Drew books, the Laura Ingalls Wilder books, and every last one of the Sweet Valley High books.  With All Quiet on The Western Front and Lord of the Flies.  And certainly all of the Twilight books; those were the best because not only was everything summed up in the last chapter, the first chapter of the next book was included as well.  My husband thinks I am insane and laughs every time he sees me reading the end of a book he knows I have just started.  But I wouldn’t read any other way.